What Pixar Studios DOESN’T Want You To Know About Toy Story!
call me Ken the way I don't. have a job
Anonymous asked:
tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you
foreverial answered:
thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:
i look and see a shock above,
but really there’s,
no danger.
i pee and watch the bugs make love,
and think of him:
a stranger.
some twin peaks shit happening on my poem
doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response
I regret to inform you but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life
I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this